We here at wemadethisup.com are always keen to hear from our visitors. With this in mind, every month we will publish the work of a 'Guest Writer'.

To be considered for such a prestigious role, applicants should take a story (contemporary preferably) and write about it with a satirical and humorous edge. There is no strict limit on the length, but short and snappy works best for us and the more the submission looks like an actual article (rather than a rant or a blog entry, for example), the better it's chances!

We will publish the name and work of the successful writer at the beginning of each month.

Click here to submit your article and tell us a bit about yourself (name, age, job, etc) and where you heard about us.

Good luck!

Disclaimer: Any work submitted that is better than ours will not be published and we may very well just steal it and claim it as our own.

Disclaimer#2: The above may be bollocks.