Bush Who?
President of the good old U.S of A, George W Bush, is pretty darn mad that his countrymen (and women, it’s a fine line we walk these days) appear to have forgotten about him.
“My name? Oh, err, wait, I know this one…”
President Bush has become increasingly disillusioned and even angered by what he believes is “a complete lack of respect”. As his eight-year tenure draws to an end, Bush claims he does not understand why the world is focussing on his potential successor and not the current president himself. “Sure I understand that those hoping to succeed me in office are the future. I have no problem with that. But I represent the past and the present and I also have a say in the future of this great country. So by my reckoning, I’m more important than anyone or anything, well, except the oil in
President Bush was also keen to share his views on the frontrunners hoping to become the 44th president of
“I like Hilton. I don’t really understand her policies, but she’s got herself one sweet candy ass. I don’t mind that Obamalam guy either, although his ass ain’t too hot. Reminds me of a young Denzel Washington and it’d be cool to have him in charge. The appointment of either candidate would make political history and I’m all for that. You know, what with one being a black dude and the other being a chick.” JG