Daffy Duck in Racial Discrimination Claim
Animated bad boy, Daffy Duck, has rocked Disney by claiming that the company are racist. The controversial mallard has become increasingly frustrated with how black duck's are portrayed on TV and in motion pictures. "Sure, it’s always the black duck, isn't it? It's never Donald or Daisy. I mean look at Huey, Dewey, and Louie. They’ve pulled some wild sh1t over the years, but do you ever hear about them falling out of nightclubs at 4am? Or leaving those nightclubs with a group of scantily clad duck sluts? Hell no! It's despicable."
Daffy claims that record producers are holding back his musical career because of his colour.
Head of Diversity and Cultural Awareness at Disney, Johnny Black-Yellow-White, has taken the allegations very seriously. “Duck or human, none of god’s creatures should be judged by the colour of their skin… or feathers. If these accusations are proven to be true, the guilty parties will be severely punished. Disney will also apologise for the mistreatment of Daffy and I’m sure we’ll end up offering him his own chat show or something.”
Only last year the company had to deal with an equally sensitive subject. The entire world waited eagerly to learn the identity of the father to Minnie Mouse’s newborn daughter, Milly. Mickey, like the rest of the world, was shocked to discover that close friend Goofy was the father. However, the heartbreak and turmoil didn’t end there. Since the revelation, Mickey has vanished. The devastated rodent hasn’t been seen since purchasing a bottle of whiskey and a handgun in