Dwarf Tossers Fun Cut Short

First murder, then smoking and now this. Those pesky fun-spoilers (otherwise known as the Equal Opportunities Committee) have once again intervened to “defend and protect” the vertically challenged.

Dwarf tossing will be band throughout Britain as of 1^st January 2008, giving those of average height just six months to skim a dwarf like a beach pebble.

At least they gave him a helmet...

Plans for the ban were revealed back in February and have been pushed through at such a rate to prevent more dwarfs unwillingly taking to the sky. The sport is currently banned in Canada, France and parts of the USA although local groups worldwide are constantly protesting for the ban to be lifted.

Reigning Air Dwarf champion, Charlie Short, who measures in at 4’1”, said “I thought we were living in a free world? What times are these when one man can’t legally allow another to throw him as far as he possible can? It’s political correctness gone mad”.   JG