Easy Rider Cameron Changes Gear

David Cameron has pulled some crazy stunts of late. Rebellious behaviour such as riding his cycle without using the handlebars, performing a series of 'wheelies' and jumping red lights has seen the Tory leader rapidly establish himself as a 'bad boy icon'.


Cameron is a master of the always impressive ‘cycling one handed whilst half asleep’ trick.

The adrenaline junkie was recently seen racing through a busy suburban street in south London and frightening elderly residents with his rebellious antics. Arthur Hangeron, a retired bus driver from Charlton, said “He was like Billy Whizz. Youngsters probably won’t remember Billy, before their time I guess.” We then left Mr Hangeron as he started to bore us rigid with detailed summaries of his favourite 1960’s comic characters. 

We did, however, manage to speak to the rumoured lovechild of Speedy Gonzalez and Lance Armstrong. Only prepared to talk to us after we told him how pretty and fast his cycle was, Cameron revealed why he has developed a passion for all things without a motor. “It’s the greenest, cleanest way to get about town. Cycling is also a great way to stay in shape. Plus I don’t half look bad in spandex, do I boys?”    JG